I have spent the day with teenagers on a field trip, and then in the evening taking my Grandad to see my Nana in hospital. I had planned to write a deep and meaningful about the different conversations I had with each group – the girls at the very beginning of their lives trying to commit to or pin down a future pathway to prepare for when they leave school vs my Nana, who has decided she is on her death-bed (she is not dying but she isn’t eating so she feels terrible) and is looking back on her life and finding it wanting.

But then, I found a Buzzfeed post about Heathers and I remembered Christian Slater and how FUCKING SEXY he was in that movie. My first serious crush.

You’re welcome.